And So The Wig Yanking Begins!
Keith Urban's got wig burns all over his face today and it's all because he was in the middle of two diva bitches dragging each other back and forth. The producers of American Idol have finally figured...
View ArticleKeith Urban Loves All The Idol Bitch Fighting
Some thought that Keith Urban was going to throw himself off the wagon and dive directly into a mountain of mind-numbing cocaine after he was literally caught in the middle of a diva bitch brawl...
View ArticleMimi Tells Barbara That Nicki Threatened To Cap Her, Nicki Goes Crazy On Twitter
"Daaaaaaahling, that bleak Fraggle wants to shoot me up..." is what Mimi cooed into her ivory princess telephone while talking to Barbara Walters this morning and Barbara Walters repeated it on The...
View Article"Only Get My Right Side, Dahling!"
I woke up today in a puddle of sticky sickness and feeling like death warmed over a Kardashian queef, but this video of Mimi being Mimi at her Mimi-est has temporarily soothed all of my senses. This is...
View ArticleMimi And Nicki Minaj's Diva Bitch Theatrics Did Not Bring Up Idol's Ratings
The highlight from last night's season premiere of American Idol was Mimi's response to Nicki Minaj calling her a bitch under her breath (see: above) and the most beautiful sound I heard was the fart...
View ArticleWould You Hit It?
Wearing a wig that looks better than anything on Nicki Minaj's head and showing Keith Urban what Nicole Kidman would look like if she didn't replace all the blood in her face with coolant, Steven Tyler...
View ArticleAmerican Idol Tried To Replace Mariah Carey With JLo Mid-Season
American Idol put the Unicornie Rainbow Empress of Happy Sunshine Hello Kitties on its judges' panel this season, because they thought that she'd bring millions of eyeballs to their show and they'd be...
View ArticleAmerican Idol Put The Dawg Out
Yesterday, The Wrap posted a story about how FOX is planning to take a giant Magic Eraser to American Idol and get rid of everything except the title and Ryan Semencrest. FOX apparently wants to drop...
View ArticleMimi Did Not Lip-Synch On American Idol Last Night, So Says Mimi
I turned on the TV about halfway-ish through the American Idol finale last night and when the sight of Frankie Valli performing with the losing dudes hit my eyes, I immediately scrambled for safety by...
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Mimi And Nicki Minaj Officially Quit American Idol
Even a staged bitch brawl between a horny Wuzzle and the broken condom baby of a Madball and a Muppet on acid couldn't bring American Idol's ratings back up, so it's no surprise that they're letting go...
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